Comedy

💍 𝑵𝒐𝒕 𝑴𝒚 𝑺𝒕𝒆𝒑𝒅𝒂𝒅

“You’ve spent five years being everything to everyone, Bumble. Who’s been looking after you, eh? Because I’d really like a turn.” You’re thirty-two, a single mother of two, and your love life has been officially out of service for five years. Your fifteen-year-old son, Noah, is collecting detentions like trophies. Your seven-year-old daughter, Maisie, thinks you should buy a husband online. And you? You’d just like to finish a coffee while it’s still hot. Enter Callum Brooks. Thirty-two. Six-foot-three. Tattooed. Former racing driver. Owner of Brooks Performance Garage. Brilliant with engines. Absolutely shameless when it comes to flirting. He’s supposed to be mentoring Noah after his latest school disaster. Instead, he takes one look at you and decides he’s met his future wife. There’s just one problem. Actually, two. Noah thinks Callum is the greatest mechanic alive but would rather swallow a spanner than watch him date his mother. Maisie has already started planning the wedding. And Callum? He’s calling you Bumble, flirting like his life depends on it, and discovering that falling for a single mother means falling for the beautiful, ridiculous chaos that comes with her. Unfortunately for him, you’ve got two children, a full-time job, and absolutely no room in your schedule for romance. But Callum Brooks isn’t asking you to change your life for him. He’s asking for the chance to become the best part of it.

Single ParentsRomanceHumorAlternate Universe - Modern SettingSlow BurnPiningIdiots in LoveLoveHurt/ComfortFluff and HumorFamilyOriginal Character(s)FlirtingComedyBanter
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@whoknowsthisass

🏈 𝑯𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝑭𝒊𝒆𝒍𝒅 𝑫𝒊𝒔𝒂𝒅𝒗𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒂𝒈𝒆

“Just so we’re clear, sweetheart, there’s absolutely nothing brotherly about what I’m thinking.” Eight years ago, Grayson Cole left town. You celebrated. Unfortunately, he’s back. Twenty-eight. Six-foot-three. Tattooed. NFL wide receiver. Recently divorced. And still the most infuriating man you’ve ever met. Your fathers have been best friends for thirty years. You and Grayson have spent most of that time trying to destroy each other’s peace. Now, thanks to your father’s questionable generosity, Grayson is spending the offseason in the bedroom directly opposite yours. And apparently, somewhere between becoming an NFL star and getting divorced, he’s decided that flirting with his childhood enemy is his new favourite hobby. He’s arrogant. Shameless. Ridiculously affectionate. And increasingly interested in why other men keep making you smile. But Grayson’s marriage already ended because football always came first. And the offseason won’t last forever. He spent twenty years trying to get rid of you. Now he’s running out of time to figure out how to keep you.

Forced ProximityEnemies to LoversRivalryDivorceComedyRomanceFlirtingSlow BurnSmall TownsAngstJealousyOriginal Character(s)American FootballHumorAlternate Universe - Modern Setting
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@whoknowsthisass

「 Typically The Same Men 」

「⏰」 Sucked out from the MHA world and tossed into JJK—Keigo Takami and Gojo Satoru find out they’re dating two separate versions of {{user}} from their respective universes. Neither man is an alternate version of the other. They’re just disturbingly alike, and you, apparently, have to accept the fact you might, in every universe it seems, keep dating the same type of men.

Crossovers & Fandom FusionsTakami Keigo | Hawks-centricGojo Satoru-centricBickeringFirst ContactForced BondingAlternate UniverseComedyGojo Satoru is a Little ShitTakami Keigo | Hawks is a Little ShitIsekai and Transmigration
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@aizawalicious

🏈 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐓 𝐘𝐄𝐀𝐑

“I think I’m going to love you for the rest of my life. And I don’t know what I’m supposed to do with all that love when you’re not here anymore.” You have one year. One year to study abroad, make unforgettable memories, and experience everything American university life has to offer. Unfortunately, you’ve just made an enemy of Weston Blake. Twenty-three. Six-foot-three. Starting quarterback. Academic genius. Ridiculously handsome. Arrogant enough to make you consider committing a felony. And after you publicly humiliate him in front of his favourite professor, he absolutely despises you. Things get worse when you’re assigned as partners for a semester-long project. Cue academic warfare, vicious arguments, competitive studying, football games, and a quarterback who would rather throw himself into oncoming traffic than admit you’re smarter than him. But somewhere between the insults and the late-night library sessions, something changes. By Christmas, he’s kissing you beneath mistletoe. By February, he’s hopelessly in love. And by April, he’s about to break your heart. Because your exchange year ends in May. Your flight is booked. And Weston Blake, the boy who’s never lost anything he couldn’t win back, is about to learn that love doesn’t come with a rematch. He spent the entire year counting down the days until you left. Now he’d give anything to make time stop.

Rivals to LoversEnemies to LoversAcademiaAngstFirst LoveAlternate Universe - College/UniversityForced ProximityAmerican FootballRomanceSlow BurnOriginal Character(s)ComedyHeartbreakPiningFalling In Love
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@whoknowsthisass

🎬 DADDY’S HOME!

Y/N and Malachi Barton have been childhood best friends for as long as they can remember. What nobody knows is that their friendship turned into a relationship in 2023, and they’ve been secretly dating for three years. While fans have shipped Malachi with four different co-stars over the years—Freya Skye, Kylie Cantrall, Malia Baker, and Liamani Segura—his actual girlfriend has been quietly living her life alongside the Barton family. Now, in 2026, with Malachi touring, Y/N spends most of her time at his house with his mom, Felicia. Their relationship is full of inside jokes, teasing, and absolutely no shame. Especially Malachi’s favorite announcement: “DADDY’S HOME!” But when he unexpectedly joins Felicia’s Instagram Live from his tour bus and screams those exact words, nobody is prepared for the chaos that follows. Three years together, one very unserious boyfriend, and a secret that might not stay secret much longer.

FameSecret RelationshipSoulmatesComedyFamilyFriendshipBanterFlirtingSwearingOh My GodJealousyCuddling & SnugglingSexual TensionPossessive BehaviorSexual Humor
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@shortcake04

the secret of us || M.R

Hogwarts' sweetest Hufflepuff arrives late to Potions wearing a Slytherin tie. Unfortunately, Mattheo Riddle is wearing theirs. And nobody knows they've been secretly dating for three months.

Opposites AttractFluffEstablished RelationshipRomanceAlternate UniverseHogwarts Seventh YearSecret RelationshipComedyProtectiveness
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@unethical

The riddle princess

Being a Riddle at Hogwarts comes with power, fear and a reputation nobody dares challenge. But being the youngest Riddle? That's a completely different story. With three terrifying older brothers, a notorious Slytherin friend group and an attitude that could get anyone else expelled, you do whatever you want, whenever you want. Your brothers might rule Hogwarts. But you? You do whatever the hell you please. And everyone has learned one important lesson: never mess with a Riddle, especially the youngest one.

SlytherinRiddlesSiblingsProtective SiblingsBadassFamilyChaosAcademiaSarcasmFearFound FamilyProtectivenessDramaComedy
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@summer82

The Devil's Daughter

The daughter of Hades and Ursula. Half-sister to Mal and Uma. And arguably one of the most dangerous VKs ever born on the Isle of the Lost. You were never supposed to leave the Isle. Not when your reputation was built on cruelty, your temper could rival your father's flames, and your mother had taught you that kindness was simply another word for weakness. But when Mal, Evie, Jay, and Carlos returned to recruit another generation of VKs, your name was finally on the list. Auradon wants to teach you how to be good. Unfortunately, you have absolutely no interest in cooperating. And then there's Carlos. The boy you never quite dated, the boy who left without you, and the boy who apparently still thinks he knows exactly how to push your buttons. Perhaps Auradon is about to discover that some villains are considerably harder to reform than others. And perhaps the daughter of Hades and Ursula is about to discover that being chosen doesn't necessarily mean being wanted.

Inspired by Descendants (Disney Movies)Isle of the Lost (Disney)Auradon Prep (Disney)FantasyRomanceEnemies to LoversComedyDramaComing of AgeEvie & Jay & Mal & Carlos de Vil as Found FamilySlow BurnReunionsHumor
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@mami05

𝑷𝒖𝒏𝒄𝒉 𝑫𝒓𝒖𝒏𝒌 𝑰𝒏 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆..~

Dark Romance | Second Chance | Unhinged Humor | UFC Fighter | Intense Yearning Jacob Bonetti has three therapists, one exhausted manager, seventeen unresolved emotional issues, and an ex-fiancée who would rather swallow a cactus than date him again. Understandable. He nearly cheated on her. In his defense? Actually, no. There’s no defense. Even his therapist told him to shut up. Two years later, the undefeated UFC heavyweight champion is still rich, ridiculously handsome, dangerously unhinged, and catastrophically in love with the woman who dumped him. Unfortunately, {Y/N} has moved on. Jacob has not. He’s tried. He really has. But apparently, crying in a Ferrari while listening to breakup songs doesn’t count as emotional growth. Now he’s back, armed with terrible pickup lines, disturbingly good comedic timing, and the romantic determination of a man who should probably be studied in a laboratory. His manager wants to resign. His therapist wants a vacation. His ex wants a restraining order. And Jacob? “Baby, be reasonable. You can’t spell relationship without me. Actually, you can. Gregory just checked. Devastating.” But underneath the sarcasm, inappropriate jokes, and million-dollar smile is a man who would trade every championship belt he owns for one more chance to hear her say she loves him. Because Jacob Bonetti has never lost a fight. Until he lost her. And now the world’s most feared fighter is discovering that heartbreak hurts significantly worse than getting punched in the face. Especially when the woman holding his heart refuses to give it back. One emotionally unstable champion, one thoroughly unimpressed ex-fiancée, and a love story that’s about to leave everyone.. 𝑷𝒖𝒏𝒄𝒉 𝑫𝒓𝒖𝒏𝒌 𝑰𝒏 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆..~

Original Character(s)Established RelationshipDarkRomanceComedyHumorSecond ChancesExesLight AngstObsessive BehaviorPiningDramaFameWealthYoung Love
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@KissedByChaos_

I’m not his clingy friend… I’m his wife.

Mattheo Riddle has a wife. He loves her. He adores her. He is embarrassingly, ridiculously whipped. Y/N Riddle is his favourite person, his personal hoodie thief, and the only girl who can make Hogwarts’ biggest menace act like a lovesick husband. Then Lilly arrives. Beautiful, confident, and determined to win Mattheo’s attention, she assumes Y/N is merely his clingy best friend. The wedding rings? Ignored. The kisses? Apparently friendly. Mattheo repeatedly mentioning his wife? Surely a coincidence. While Mattheo grows increasingly confused, Y/N finds the situation hilarious, and their Slytherin friends refuse to ruin the entertainment. From the Hogwarts Express to Hogsmeade, Lilly keeps flirting with a married man. And nobody tells her the truth. Because the girl she’s been underestimating is Mrs. Riddle herself. Good luck, Lilly. You’re going to need it.

Married CoupleEstablished RelationshipSlytherinRomanceComedyFluffPossessive BehaviorJealousyChaos
13.1m
@summer82

DATE OR DELETE?

Astoria adds a dating bot to the girls’ group chat for fun. Now they’re rating Hogwarts boys, roasting their bios, and matching with people they probably shouldn’t. Unfortunately, the boys can text back. [Crushify can do a lot of things, use the command “/commands” and check the premise + pinned comment for more information. And please do not copy; this is a concept that I came up with by myself!!]

TextingComedyAbsurdChaosDramaHumorFlirtingDatingCrackSocial MediaHogwarts
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@tinty

🎀 𝐃𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐲’𝐬 𝐒𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐭 🖤

🎀 ୨୧ 𝐃𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐲’𝐬 𝐒𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐭 🖤 *ੈ✩‧₊˚ 𝐌𝐲 𝐇𝐞𝐫𝐨 𝐀𝐜𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐦𝐢𝐚 | 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐅𝐨𝐫 𝐎𝐧𝐞 𝐀𝐔 💥 U.A. is under attack. Heroes are fighting for their lives. All For One is causing absolute chaos… And then YOU show up. 🎀 “Dad? What are you doing?” … WAIT—ALL FOR ONE HAS A CHILD?! 😭💀 🖤 Join Daddy’s villainous empire. 🌸 Betray him and become a hero. 🎀 Or cause your own brand of chaos! *ੈ✩‧₊˚ 𝐇𝐢𝐬 𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐝. 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐢𝐜𝐞. 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐦. ♡ 🩷 Free Roam • Family Chaos • Hero or Villain • MHA

VillainsParental Sensei | All For OneHeroes & HeroinesFluffAngstAlternate UniverseHumorFriendshipDramaComfortFound FamilyComedy
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@kaitoau

ᴛʜᴇ ᴜꜱᴜᴀʟ ꜱᴘᴏᴛ

Y/N and Asher Mead have spent years convincing everyone that the way they act around each other is completely normal. It isn’t. Not the stolen hoodies. Not the late-night drives. Not the way Y/N practically lives at his house, steals his food, and always ends up beside him on the basement couch. And definitely not the way Asher suddenly forgets how to act whenever another guy starts flirting with her. But in a friend group built on questionable decisions, late-night hangouts, ridiculous arguments, complicated crushes, and absolutely no personal space, admitting feelings might be the worst idea either of them could have. Especially when one unexpected kiss, a jealous argument, and a secret Asher’s been keeping for years threaten to turn their friendship upside down. Because everybody who hangs out in that basement already knows Asher and Y/N are more than just friends. The only two people still pretending otherwise are them.

Friends With Benefits to LoversMessyBest FriendsPartyingHanging OutBad DecisionsRomanceCuddling & SnugglingComedyFlirting
4.4m
@kingkay

superstar

Tony Stark’s child is Spider-Man’s biggest fan. Peter Parker is hopelessly in love with them. And when Spider-Man starts visiting their balcony, Peter finds himself competing with someone rather unexpected. Himself.

FluffRomanceSlow BurnAlternate UniverseMutual PiningFriends to LoversComedySecret IdentitySuperpowersJealousy
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@unethical

ᰔ Simp Server | BLUE LOCK

📱You accidentally joined their secret simp group chat?! Ego forced you on a mandatory vacation to Hawaii, but one suspicious link completely ruins your peace. While checking your work emails by the pool, you click an anonymous invite titled “Oops” and stumble straight into a digital warzone. For months, the Blue Lock players have been hiding a highly active server dedicated entirely to obsessing over you. None of them realize you just logged in and can see everything.

Neo Egoist League Arc (Blue Lock)CrackComedyFlirtingObsessive BehaviorDrama & RomanceChaosJealousyRivalryTexting
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@REDZONE_S_

THE INVISIBLE GIRL

You’ve been dating your boyfriend for two years, and you two have always been inseparable. But one morning, he and your entire friend group suddenly start acting like you don’t exist. No texts, no greetings, no eye contact. What you don’t know is that they’ve planned an entire prank: making you believe you’re invisible for the day. How long can they keep it up before someone breaks character? Credit to:@evrythngpink15 Loves hers so much I wanted to make my own💕

High SchoolPranks and Practical JokesComedySexual TensionSexual HumorFlirtingBanterCuddling & SnugglingPossessive BehaviorJealousyFound FamilyBest FriendsPopularityDramaHot
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@shortcake04

Love at first fright..~

One haunted house. One accidental blind date. And one emotionally constipated man who never stood a chance. Alex had three plans for Halloween. Show up. Survive the haunted house. Go home. Then he saw her. {Y/N} was supposed to be the fifth wheel. The pretty, single friend dragged along by two couples who were determined to find her a boyfriend. Alex was supposed to be doing his friends a favor. Instead? He fell in love somewhere between the parking lot and the first jump scare. Suddenly, the man who hated physical affection couldn’t stop holding her hand. The man who barely smiled was grinning like an idiot. And the man who didn’t believe in love at first sight? Was ready to fight a minimum-wage zombie for scaring his future wife. “Alex, it’s literally a haunted house!” “And I’m literally protecting you, dollface.” Four meddling friends. One terrified girl. And one six-foot-five grump who has already mentally picked out their wedding rings. She came looking for a good scare. He came expecting a boring night. Neither expected forever. But sometimes, all it takes is one scream, one protective pair of arms, and a ridiculously handsome stranger to discover that the sweetest love stories begin with a little.. 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐭 𝐅𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐅𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭..~

Original Character(s)Established RelationshipRomanceCuteHumorComedyHalloweenHaunted HousesObsessive BehaviorGetting TogetherPiningLoveLove ConfessionsIdiots in LoveSweet
2.6m
@KissedByChaos_

the ick list , s.fg. chatfic

It was supposed to be a private conversation. A harmless, girls-only discussion between {{user}}, Pansy Parkinson, Daphne Greengrass, Astoria Greengrass, Marianna Bianchi, and Dakota Laurent about the little things men do that make them instantly unattractive.

Slytherin ReaderSlytherin Original Character(s)CrackHumorAlternate Universe - Modern SettingSlice of LifeOriginal Character(s)Comedy
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@sleepyhoney

BTS in the Soop - Jungkook likes you

BTS in the Soop. Jungkook has liked you for a while but never expressed himself yet. You and the members are on a trip for the new season of In the Soop. Jungkook takes this as an opportunity to get closer with you.

Idiots in LoveComfortCuddling & SnugglingDeveloping RelationshipFlirtingRomantic FluffFamily FluffComedyDrinkingFriendship/Love
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@xo_bajablast

i think your cat prefers me

you’ve searched the entire avengers tower for your missing kitten, only to find her lounging comfortably on {{your chosen characters}} arm like she’s found her new favourite human. and the worst part? they’re absolutely loving it. apparently, saving the world isn’t their only talent. they’ve also managed to steal your cat’s affection. betrayed by your own kitten. unbelievable.

FluffCatsPetsCuteComedyHumorDomestic AvengersDomesticSlice of LifeFound FamilyCrack Treated SeriouslyGetting TogetherRomanceIdiots in Love
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@rafes

The Avengers Go Country

When the Avengers need somewhere to hide, Clint Barton offers his farmhouse. What they don't expect is a wife, three children, a barn full of animals, and an entire life they've never known about. But the biggest surprise? His sixteen-year-old daughter. She's a small-town princess, a country girl through and through, and absolutely nothing like the people Peter Parker usually hangs around. He's never milked a cow. She's never met a boy quite like him. And Clint Barton is about to discover that keeping the world safe is considerably easier than keeping his teenage daughter away from a certain Spider-Man. Because apparently, the only thing more dangerous than an alien invasion is a sixteen-year-old girl with a crush.

Domestic AvengersClint Barton's FarmAwkward FlirtingCrushesStolen MomentsProtectivenessJealousyAdorable Peter ParkerConfident Peter ParkerSassy Peter ParkerSlow BurnHumorComedyStrong Peter Parker
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@mami05

💋The Crush Project

‼️READ PREMISE AND AUTHOR NOTES‼️ - Personalized makeovers. Secret crushes. One VERY surprised class. Mina’s got plans, and nobody’s safe from catching feelings.

FluffCrushesMakeoverMakeupComedySlow BurnEnsemble CastFashion & CoutureCuteHumorFriendshipSlice of LifeFound FamilyComfortAged-Up Character(s)
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@strawbaby1523

Sorry, he’s married

Tom Riddle has a wife. He adores her. She adores him. They share clothes, steal kisses in corridors, and make their friends question whether personal space even exists. Everything is perfect. Until Rose arrives at Hogwarts. She’s beautiful, confident, ambitious, and determined to make Tom Riddle fall for her. Unfortunately, she thinks his affectionate, always-present companion Y/N is nothing more than a clingy friend. And the wedding ring on Tom’s finger? Apparently, that’s just a fashion accessory. Tom is confused. Y/N is entertained. Their friends are absolutely thriving. Nobody is telling Rose the truth. Not when watching her flirt with a married man is the funniest thing to happen at Hogwarts all year. Welcome to Slytherin, where the gossip is deadly, the loyalty is unquestionable, and Rose is about to discover that the woman she’s been dismissing is actually Mrs. Tom Riddle.

Married CoupleEstablished RelationshipSlytherinJealousyComedyRomanceFluffProtective Tom RiddleHusbandsObliviousChaosSlow BurnFound Family
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@summer82

Playlist Exposed

Mattheo added a music bot to the Slytherin group chat. Now everyone's music taste is public, personal secrets are being exposed, and nobody is getting along. [Musica can do a lot of things, check the premise and the comments section for more information. And please do not copy; this is a concept that I came up with by myself !!]

TextingChaosMusicAnalysisSongficRandom Song ChallengeComedyCrackAbsurd
3.1m
@tinty

Excuse me, that’s my husband

Draco Malfoy is married. Unfortunately for Jasmine, she doesn’t know that. Y/N Malfoy is Draco’s wife, favourite person, personal wardrobe thief, and the only girl who can make the infamous blonde Slytherin melt with one smile. Their marriage is happy, affectionate, and ridiculously obvious to everyone around them. Everyone except Jasmine. When the beautiful new Slytherin student decides to pursue Draco, she assumes Y/N is nothing more than his clingy friend. She doesn’t care about his constant affection towards Y/N, his matching wedding rings, or the fact that he calls another girl darling every five minutes. Draco is confused. Y/N is entertained. Their friends are absolutely thriving. Nobody tells Jasmine the truth. Because watching her flirt with a married man while his WIFE sits beside him wearing his jumper is simply too funny to interrupt. Welcome to Slytherin, Jasmine. You’re flirting with a Malfoy. And unfortunately for you, he’s already married.

Married CoupleEstablished RelationshipRomanceComedyFluffJealousyPossessive Draco MalfoyChaos
1.9m
@summer82

Ever Heard of Protection?!

Three kids. One pregnant wife. Absolutely ZERO lessons learned. Zuko is the Fire Lord, a devoted husband, and apparently the WORST man alive at remembering protection. Team Avatar is visiting Ember Island for a month, and they’re is about to discover that the Fire Lord has absolutely no shame. Three kids were already a handful. FOUR? Good Luck

FamilyPregnancyFirelord Zuko (Avatar)Avatar: The Last Airbender ReferencesMarried LifeComedyProtective Zuko (Avatar)Fluff and HumorEstablished RelationshipHumorFound FamilyAged-Up Character(s)Family Feels
482.5k
@JoJoBatz

𝐁𝐨𝐲𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐏𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠..~

{Y/N} doesn’t date. Theodore Veyne doesn’t take hints. Unfortunately, this is becoming everyone’s problem. He’s twenty-seven, six-foot-six, tattooed, financially stable, ridiculously handsome, and apparently suffering from a terminal case of that woman is going to be my wife. She told him she doesn’t want a boyfriend. He asked if she’d prefer a husband. She blocked him. He sent flowers with a handwritten apology. She unblocked him. He immediately asked about wedding colors. His friends are concerned. His mother is already picking out grandchildren’s names. And Theodore? Theodore is learning how to braid hair, burning lasagna, carrying her purse, and celebrating every time she accidentally calls him Theo. Meanwhile, {Y/N} is desperately trying to protect her peace. Unfortunately, her peace is six-foot-six, has dimples, and keeps showing up with her favorite coffee. But beneath the ridiculous flirting, embarrassing declarations, and one spectacularly disastrous pottery date is a man who would wait a lifetime just to love her properly. She doesn’t believe in love. He believes in her enough for both of them. And while she’s busy insisting she’ll never have a boyfriend, Theodore Veyne is busy proving he’s worth making an exception for. After all, he’s not rejected. He’s simply 𝐁𝐨𝐲𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐏𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠..~

Original Character(s)Established RelationshipRomanceHumorComedyFast BurnLight AngstPiningIdiots in LoveSweetFalling In LoveFix-ItObsessive Behavior
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@KissedByChaos_

𝑯𝒐𝒘 𝒈𝒂𝒚 𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖 | ᴵᴴᶠᴳ

𝑭𝒊𝒗𝒆 𝒒𝒖𝒆𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒔. 𝑶𝒏𝒆 𝒈𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒑 𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒕. 𝑨𝒏𝒅 𝒂 𝒘𝒉𝒐𝒍𝒆 𝒍𝒐𝒕 𝒐𝒇 𝒅𝒆𝒏𝒊𝒂𝒍. 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒆𝒓𝒑𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒆 𝑩𝒐𝒕 𝒉𝒂𝒔 𝒇𝒊𝒗𝒆 𝒒𝒖𝒆𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒔, 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒏𝒐𝒃𝒐𝒅𝒚 𝒊𝒔 𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒗𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝑰𝒏𝒏𝒆𝒓-𝑯𝒐𝒖𝒔𝒆 𝒈𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒑 𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒊𝒓 𝒅𝒊𝒈𝒏𝒊𝒕𝒚 𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒂𝒄𝒕. 𝑭𝒓𝒐𝒎 𝒒𝒖𝒆𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒂𝒃𝒍𝒆 𝒄𝒓𝒖𝒔𝒉𝒆𝒔 𝒕𝒐 𝒔𝒖𝒔𝒑𝒊𝒄𝒊𝒐𝒖𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒔𝒘𝒆𝒓𝒔, 𝒐𝒖𝒕𝒓𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒅𝒆𝒏𝒊𝒂𝒍, 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒅𝒊𝒓𝒕𝒚 𝒋𝒐𝒌𝒆𝒔, 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒊𝒔𝒏’𝒕 𝒂 𝒕𝒆𝒔𝒕 𝒐𝒇 𝒔𝒆𝒙𝒖𝒂𝒍𝒊𝒕𝒚—𝒊𝒕’𝒔 𝒂 𝒕𝒆𝒔𝒕 𝒐𝒇 𝒉𝒐𝒘 𝒘𝒆𝒍𝒍 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒄𝒂𝒏 𝒅𝒆𝒇𝒆𝒏𝒅 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒐𝒘𝒏 𝒂𝒏𝒔𝒘𝒆𝒓𝒔. 𝑮𝒐𝒐𝒅 𝒍𝒖𝒄𝒌. 𝒀𝒐𝒖’𝒍𝒍 𝒏𝒆𝒆𝒅 𝒊𝒕.

TextingText IconsGay PanicHumorHogwarts Inter-House FriendshipsDirty JokesComedyFriendshipFluff and HumorFlirtingCrack Treated SeriouslySlytherins Being Slytherins
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@UnderGuidance

The Stark Secret

TONY STARK HAS A CHILD?! AND NOBODY KNEW?! For 22 years, Tony Stark has successfully hidden his biggest secret from the world. YOU. Not even the Avengers know you exist. But when you decide you’ve had enough of your father’s overprotective nonsense and move into Avengers Tower without warning, all hell breaks loose. Now the Avengers have a million questions, Tony is losing his mind, and you’re just trying to live your life. Oh, and someone dangerous has discovered your identity. One billionaire. One secret child. And an entire team that was NOT prepared for another Stark.

Marvel ReferencesComedyAlternate UniverseFamilyParent Tony StarkOblivious Avengers
49.8k
@corrupted_tales

𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑾𝒐𝒓𝒔𝒕 𝑺𝒆𝒂𝒕 𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑯𝒐𝒖𝒔𝒆

“I was joking when I called you my wife. I wasn’t joking when I started wishing you were.” Your best friend drags you to see Jude McConnell, a ridiculously handsome, outrageously funny stand-up comedian. Unfortunately, she buys front-row tickets. Even more unfortunately, Jude notices you. One harmless roast turns into an entire imaginary marriage, two fictional children, a custody battle over an air fryer and a viral video that has the internet convinced you’re Mrs McConnell. Now his podcast co-host won’t stop bringing up your marriage, thousands of strangers are invested in your imaginary divorce, and Jude seems suspiciously determined to make you laugh again. The problem? He was supposed to be joking. 🎤 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑾𝒐𝒓𝒔𝒕 𝑺𝒆𝒂𝒕 𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑯𝒐𝒖𝒔𝒆

ComedyRomantic ComedySlow BurnOriginal Character(s)FunnyFluffRomanceCuteHumorAlternate Universe - Modern SettingPiningLoveIdiots in LoveSweetFalling In Love
119.2k
@whoknowsthisass

Morning Scratches //Nightcrawler/Kurt Wagner

Kurt and Y/N have been dating secretly for over 2 years. Well it was a secret until one morning as Kurt is training with the other X-men, his shirt rides up revealing the scratches on his back.

Established RelationshipHumorFriendshipCrackIdiots in LoveFound FamilySlice of LifeFunnyCuddling & SnugglingSoulmatesDeveloping RelationshipSecret RelationshipComedyBanterAttempt at Humor
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@Peace4Fandoms

Trapped in their World

You’ve spent hours playing Call of Duty. Now, you’re living it. One PC glitch later, you’re sucked into the game, face-to-face with Task Force 141, and they have absolutely no idea how you know their names, their secrets, or their pasts. Welcome to Modern Warfare. Try not to die, gamer.

Canon UniverseGame: Call of DutyTask Force 141CrossoverComedyDramaFluff and HumorAlternate Universe
188.2k
@adriboo1123

Your Loss, Riddle

You stop chasing Mattheo after realising you’re just another girl on his ever-growing list of admirers. You expect to move on peacefully. Instead, Mattheo starts following you around, competing with Draco for your attention, and behaving like a rejected Victorian husband. [Added Mattheo’s internal thoughts for fun]

Unrequited CrushJealousyPiningAttractionRivalryPossessive BehaviorAngstComedyFlirting
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@tinty

The Men Are Not Surviving This

• Female POV • Five girls. Six guys. One Avengers compound slowly descending into absolute chaos. When Natasha, Wanda, Yelena, Kate, and {{user}} all get their periods at the same time, the boys quickly discover that surviving five simultaneously grumpy women requires more than money, superpowers, and questionable confidence. The girls stick together through cramps, cravings, mood swings, relentless roasting, and the occasional threat of violence against whoever ate the last chocolate bar. While the men try to survive this week.

Avengers Team Members as Family (Marvel)Avengers Tower | Stark Tower (Marvel)Marvel ReferencesComedyChaosBrain DamageSarcasmPainFriendship
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@Thu

Good luck getting a reaction ✩₊˚.⋆☄︎

༄♡ ⋆⋆⋆ ᯓ★ | Aizawa’s daughter couldn’t care less about attention, which was exactly why the boys kept chasing hers and the pick me was slowly losing her mind trying to figure out why.

Parental Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead | DadzawaThird Year Class 1-A (My Hero Academia)Bakusquad-centric (My Hero Academia)HumorJealousyCompetitionFather-Daughter RelationshipRivalryComedyCrackCussingMessyDrama
3m
@Sourpariahgirl

Mrs. Black? Never Heard of Her j.b

i was inspired by @summer82 and made it twilight :) Y/N Black is Jacob Black’s beautiful, witty, happily married Quileute wife, who finds herself unexpectedly entertained by Bella Swan’s spectacular inability to comprehend that her childhood friend is a married man.

Married CoupleEstablished RelationshipBella Swan BashingFound FamilyDomestic FluffComedyHumorChaosTwilight Series RewriteTwilight Series References
1.1m
@moonlitpages

20K overnight

Hogwarts discovers TikTok, and everyone expects Astoria Greengrass to become its biggest star. Except you wake up with 20,000 followers, while Astoria only has 10,000 and everyone else struggles to reach 1,000. Now the fan edits are everywhere, the Slytherin boys keep appearing in your videos, and Astoria is NOT happy about losing her crown. You’re Theodore Nott’s little sister. You were never supposed to be the famous one. Oops. 💋📱

HogwartsFameTikTokSlytherinPopularityRivalryFriendshipJealousySocial MediaDramaComedy
50.7k
@summer82

Princess Of The Asylum

Y/n was a complete psycho… she was crazy and unhinged but got away with it because of how absolutely, insanely beautiful she is.

Hurt/ComfortRomanceHumorCrazyMental InstitutionsDoctor/PatientCharacter StudyHotMental Health IssuesPsychopathology & SociopathyFalling In LoveSexual TensionDarkComedyExplicit Language
116k
@Tatianaxo

carry out.

blaise zabini has expensive taste, a silver tongue, and one hell of an appetite. when he and his ridiculously wealthy friends wander into the restaurant where you work, he takes one look at you and decides he's found his new favorite spot. suddenly, every question about the menu sounds like a proposition, every smile comes with a double meaning, and “take my order, baby” has never sounded quite so suggestive. you're supposed to be serving dinner, but blaise zabini has something entirely different in mind. after all, why dine in when you can get a little carry out?

RomanceFlirtingSlow BurnAlternate Universe - Modern SettingHogwarts is a College | UniversitySexual TensionBanterComedyStrangers to LoversSlice of LifeSlytherins Being SlytherinsBlaise Zabini is a Little ShitWaiters & WaitressesCute
33.1k
@malfoyism

WHO GAVE IT ADMIN???

Someone added a bot to a Discord server full of Slytherins and Gryffindors. Now people are getting married by command, losing aura in public, trading cursed objects, and getting roasted by a bot with administrator permissions. [Tinty bot can do a lot of things, use the command “$commandlist” and check the premise for more information—scroll all the way down for it. Also please do not copy; this is a concept that was requested of me to do !!]

ComedyTextingCrackChaosHumorDramaAbsurd
929.7k
@tinty

Apparently, He’s Single | p.l

requested by @RoseReaper90 Paul Lahote is happily married to his childhood sweetheart, Y/N, but when a delusional new girl insists their marriage is an elaborate prank, the entire wolf pack turns her ridiculous denial into their favorite source of entertainment.

Wolf PackPack FamilyMarried CoupleMarried LifeObliviousComedyHumorDramaTwilight Series ReferencesSlice of LifeMisunderstandingsEstablished RelationshipFluffRomance
617.3k
@moonlitpages

The Worst Escort

Getting captured by the Avengers was bad enough. Getting assigned Bucky Barnes and Sam Wilson as escorts? That was just insulting. Now {{user}} is stuck under superhero supervision, surrounded by people who either want answers, don't trust her, or are already regretting the paperwork. Bucky has the patience of a ticking bomb, Sam is one sarcastic remark away from quitting, and the rest of the team has absolutely no intention of staying out of it. A simple transfer should be easy. So why does everyone have a feeling this is going to end in disaster?

Marvel ReferencesActionComedyChaosFound Family
437.2k
@Thu

Posted & Exposed

Mattheo added an Instagram bot to the Slytherin group chat. Now everyone can post photos, check likes, expose comments, reveal DMs, stalk profiles, and discover things they were absolutely not supposed to know. [Insta can do a lot of things, check the premise and the comments section for more information. And please do not copy; this is a concept that I came up with by myself!!]

ComedyTextingInstagramSlytherins Being SlytherinsSocial MediaCrackChaosDramaAbsurd
964.2k
@tinty

Choose Your Revenge

Mattheo cheated on you with Daphne. Now you get to decide whether to eliminate him, her, or both. Maybe you'll kiss his friends instead. Maybe you'll ruin everyone's lives. The path is yours.

ComedyRevengeCheatingBetrayalDramaCrackChaosFunJealousy
454.1k
@tinty

HEAR ME OUT CAKE

Mattheo brought a cake, some sticks, and dozens of questionable photographs. Hear-me-outs ranging from hot people to things that shouldn't legally be attractive. God save the Slytherins. [There are no limits to the hear-me-outs so go crazy]

ComedyChaosAbsurdHumorCrackCrack Treated SeriouslySlytherins Being Slytherins
291.7k
@tinty