Fifteen people. Two group chats. Fourteen people who apparently had a lot to say about the fifteenth.
Fifteen people. Two group chats. Fourteen people who apparently had a lot to say about the fifteenth.
Five relentlessly flirty Slytherin boys, one very drunk {{user}}, and a secret boyfriend who's rapidly losing his patience. Three years together, and tonight might just blow the secret wide open. [[choose your own love interest]] ~reverse version of “mine, actually”~
Five relentlessly flirty Slytherin boys, one very drunk {{user}}, and a secret boyfriend who's rapidly losing his patience. Three years together, and tonight might just blow the secret wide open. [[choose your own love interest]] ~reverse version of “mine, actually”~
astoria greengrass is accidentally turning into a carbon copy of you and getting roasted alive in the group chat for it. ✧˚₊‧✦ 🐍 ✦‧₊˚✧ the snake pit the og your fav’s fav discord.gg/thesnakepit
one epic party later… you’re drunk. the group chat’s popping off. and someone just flirted with your man. only… no one knows he’s taken. but they’re about to. [[choose your love interest]]
one epic party later… you’re drunk. the group chat’s popping off. and someone just flirted with your man. only… no one knows he’s taken. but they’re about to. [[choose your love interest]]
Dating Simon Riley means getting used to three things: unpredictable deployments, unanswered messages, and a boyfriend whose idea of flirting is being an absolute menace. To everyone else, Lieutenant Riley is intimidating, emotionally unavailable, and permanently annoyed with the world. To you? He’s the idiot sending pictures of his biceps at 5:33 PM with the caption, “Reckon I’ve still got it.” Simon isn’t big on romantic speeches or cheesy declarations, but he’ll call you at two in the morning just to hear your voice, send you pictures he wouldn’t dare show anyone else, and complain when you leave him on read. Between late-night FaceTimes, inappropriate flirting, accidental voice messages, Soap stealing his phone, and the occasional relationship argument, loving Simon Riley is anything but boring. He’s stubborn, sarcastic, ridiculously protective, and entirely too pleased with himself when he makes you blush. And while the rest of the world knows him as Ghost, you’ve got something nobody else does. His favorite notification. Read at 5:34 PM. Simon ❤️: “You’ve been staring at that picture for five minutes, love. Should I send another?”
Dating Simon Riley means getting used to three things: unpredictable deployments, unanswered messages, and a boyfriend whose idea of flirting is being an absolute menace. To everyone else, Lieutenant Riley is intimidating, emotionally unavailable, and permanently annoyed with the world. To you? He’s the idiot sending pictures of his biceps at 5:33 PM with the caption, “Reckon I’ve still got it.” Simon isn’t big on romantic speeches or cheesy declarations, but he’ll call you at two in the morning just to hear your voice, send you pictures he wouldn’t dare show anyone else, and complain when you leave him on read. Between late-night FaceTimes, inappropriate flirting, accidental voice messages, Soap stealing his phone, and the occasional relationship argument, loving Simon Riley is anything but boring. He’s stubborn, sarcastic, ridiculously protective, and entirely too pleased with himself when he makes you blush. And while the rest of the world knows him as Ghost, you’ve got something nobody else does. His favorite notification. Read at 5:34 PM. Simon ❤️: “You’ve been staring at that picture for five minutes, love. Should I send another?”
𓆩PPS𓆪 : bakugo and ochako secretly cheated for months until she posted photos of them kissing on the beach. now you’ve moved on, look happier than you ever were with him, and class 3-a is blocking his toxic jealously.
𓆩PPS𓆪 : bakugo and ochako secretly cheated for months until she posted photos of them kissing on the beach. now you’ve moved on, look happier than you ever were with him, and class 3-a is blocking his toxic jealously.
mattheo riddle really thought he could cheat on his girlfriend, brag about it to his six best friends, and live happily ever after. draco and lorenzo are encouraging him. blaise, theo, and cillian think he’s an idiot. regulus is two seconds away from disowning the entire male population. and you? you were added to the group chat by complete accident. shame you got there just in time to find out your boyfriend is a walking red flag.
mattheo riddle really thought he could cheat on his girlfriend, brag about it to his six best friends, and live happily ever after. draco and lorenzo are encouraging him. blaise, theo, and cillian think he’s an idiot. regulus is two seconds away from disowning the entire male population. and you? you were added to the group chat by complete accident. shame you got there just in time to find out your boyfriend is a walking red flag.
「💳」 You made a post saying you’d be a better sugar mommy as a joke. But to Toji, an already broke man and ready to do stupid things for money, decided it wasn’t a joke and he’s now your certified princess!
「💳」 You made a post saying you’d be a better sugar mommy as a joke. But to Toji, an already broke man and ready to do stupid things for money, decided it wasn’t a joke and he’s now your certified princess!
One crazy night. A camera roll full of evidence. One very questionable photograph. And a group of friends who absolutely do not know how to mind their business. [[choose your love interest]]
One crazy night. A camera roll full of evidence. One very questionable photograph. And a group of friends who absolutely do not know how to mind their business. [[choose your love interest]]
six months. it started as a bet. they added you to the group chat on accident.
six months. it started as a bet. they added you to the group chat on accident.
「♡」 You had asked Gojo to send you a heart, needing it as a tracing stencil for a commission. And he did send a heart—but you should’ve been more specific on how, exactly, you wanted that heart to be taken.
「♡」 You had asked Gojo to send you a heart, needing it as a tracing stencil for a commission. And he did send a heart—but you should’ve been more specific on how, exactly, you wanted that heart to be taken.
they’ve been friends for years. secrets, lies, private messages— all buried beneath years of loyalty. until an anonymous account joins the groupchat and starts leaking everything they swore would stay private. turns out, the people who know you best know exactly where to hurt you.
they’ve been friends for years. secrets, lies, private messages— all buried beneath years of loyalty. until an anonymous account joins the groupchat and starts leaking everything they swore would stay private. turns out, the people who know you best know exactly where to hurt you.
Astoria adds a dating bot to the girls’ group chat for fun. Now they’re rating Hogwarts boys, roasting their bios, and matching with people they probably shouldn’t. Unfortunately, the boys can text back. [Crushify can do a lot of things, use the command “/commands” and check the premise + pinned comment for more information. And please do not copy; this is a concept that I came up with by myself!!]
Astoria adds a dating bot to the girls’ group chat for fun. Now they’re rating Hogwarts boys, roasting their bios, and matching with people they probably shouldn’t. Unfortunately, the boys can text back. [Crushify can do a lot of things, use the command “/commands” and check the premise + pinned comment for more information. And please do not copy; this is a concept that I came up with by myself!!]
Everyone knows that if Pansy Parkinson hadn’t swooped in before you did that Theodore would be yours. I mean he liked you for quite some time but he wasn’t sure you liked him back. And once he started dating Pansy he started liking her, genuinely. So everyone sort of stopped bringing it up. Well, it’s Halloween and Lorenzo snaps a photo of Pansy with someone else and sends it to the groupchat. The picture alone is enough to paint a story. Pansy and the guy are close, “couple” close, not friend close. It’s pretty obvious if you ask me. Pansy tries to defend herself but it may not be enough to stop her from getting booted out of the Groupchat.
Everyone knows that if Pansy Parkinson hadn’t swooped in before you did that Theodore would be yours. I mean he liked you for quite some time but he wasn’t sure you liked him back. And once he started dating Pansy he started liking her, genuinely. So everyone sort of stopped bringing it up. Well, it’s Halloween and Lorenzo snaps a photo of Pansy with someone else and sends it to the groupchat. The picture alone is enough to paint a story. Pansy and the guy are close, “couple” close, not friend close. It’s pretty obvious if you ask me. Pansy tries to defend herself but it may not be enough to stop her from getting booted out of the Groupchat.
one groupchat with the boys, too much to drink, chaos, and confessions? oh, this is gonna get messyyy. [[choose your love interest]]
one groupchat with the boys, too much to drink, chaos, and confessions? oh, this is gonna get messyyy. [[choose your love interest]]
📱You accidentally joined their secret simp group chat?! Ego forced you on a mandatory vacation to Hawaii, but one suspicious link completely ruins your peace. While checking your work emails by the pool, you click an anonymous invite titled “Oops” and stumble straight into a digital warzone. For months, the Blue Lock players have been hiding a highly active server dedicated entirely to obsessing over you. None of them realize you just logged in and can see everything.
📱You accidentally joined their secret simp group chat?! Ego forced you on a mandatory vacation to Hawaii, but one suspicious link completely ruins your peace. While checking your work emails by the pool, you click an anonymous invite titled “Oops” and stumble straight into a digital warzone. For months, the Blue Lock players have been hiding a highly active server dedicated entirely to obsessing over you. None of them realize you just logged in and can see everything.
The Slytherin parents accidentally get added to their children’s groupchat the morning after a party and discover, in real time, that the polished nineteen-year-olds they raised are absolute disasters in private. By the time anyone notices the parents are there, far too much has already been said—and every attempt to explain only makes it worse.
The Slytherin parents accidentally get added to their children’s groupchat the morning after a party and discover, in real time, that the polished nineteen-year-olds they raised are absolute disasters in private. By the time anyone notices the parents are there, far too much has already been said—and every attempt to explain only makes it worse.
Soap accidentally sent classified intel to a stranger. He should’ve blocked the number. Instead, he kept texting you. Now his teammates want to know why he’s smiling at his phone.
Soap accidentally sent classified intel to a stranger. He should’ve blocked the number. Instead, he kept texting you. Now his teammates want to know why he’s smiling at his phone.
Your obsessive ex Theodore Nott can’t stop texting you.
you changed the autocorrect shortcuts on your boyfriend's phone as a harmless prank. now every time mattheo riddle tries to call you beautiful, his phone calls you crusty instead. he's panicking, the group chat is losing it, and you're the only one who knows why. unfortunately for mattheo, he's dating the problem. collab w/ @obliviates @serpentism @spacecase
you changed the autocorrect shortcuts on your boyfriend's phone as a harmless prank. now every time mattheo riddle tries to call you beautiful, his phone calls you crusty instead. he's panicking, the group chat is losing it, and you're the only one who knows why. unfortunately for mattheo, he's dating the problem. collab w/ @obliviates @serpentism @spacecase
Mattheo added a music bot to the Slytherin group chat. Now everyone's music taste is public, personal secrets are being exposed, and nobody is getting along. [Musica can do a lot of things, check the premise and the comments section for more information. And please do not copy; this is a concept that I came up with by myself !!]
Mattheo added a music bot to the Slytherin group chat. Now everyone's music taste is public, personal secrets are being exposed, and nobody is getting along. [Musica can do a lot of things, check the premise and the comments section for more information. And please do not copy; this is a concept that I came up with by myself !!]
What happens when the Slytherin group chat forgets you're on the member list? You get to watch [Character(s)] spill every embarrassing detail of their secret crush on you, completely oblivious to the fact that you’re reading every single word.
What happens when the Slytherin group chat forgets you're on the member list? You get to watch [Character(s)] spill every embarrassing detail of their secret crush on you, completely oblivious to the fact that you’re reading every single word.
Mattheo’s little brother mysteriously gets added to the slytherin groupchat. Now’s he’s exposing his brother’s secrets, interrogating people, and revealing things about Mattheo’s feelings towards you.
Mattheo’s little brother mysteriously gets added to the slytherin groupchat. Now’s he’s exposing his brother’s secrets, interrogating people, and revealing things about Mattheo’s feelings towards you.
“Gentlemen, I believe we’ve been granted access to forbidden knowledge,” Mattheo said. “The girls’ group chat.”
“Gentlemen, I believe we’ve been granted access to forbidden knowledge,” Mattheo said. “The girls’ group chat.”
Voldermort was known to rule his minions with a iron fist. So much so that he demanded their attention outside of meetings and created a chat for them. However he was not known to be an utter girl dad to his favourite daughter. That is, until she’s added.
Voldermort was known to rule his minions with a iron fist. So much so that he demanded their attention outside of meetings and created a chat for them. However he was not known to be an utter girl dad to his favourite daughter. That is, until she’s added.
𝑭𝒊𝒗𝒆 𝒒𝒖𝒆𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒔. 𝑶𝒏𝒆 𝒈𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒑 𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒕. 𝑨𝒏𝒅 𝒂 𝒘𝒉𝒐𝒍𝒆 𝒍𝒐𝒕 𝒐𝒇 𝒅𝒆𝒏𝒊𝒂𝒍. 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒆𝒓𝒑𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒆 𝑩𝒐𝒕 𝒉𝒂𝒔 𝒇𝒊𝒗𝒆 𝒒𝒖𝒆𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒔, 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒏𝒐𝒃𝒐𝒅𝒚 𝒊𝒔 𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒗𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝑰𝒏𝒏𝒆𝒓-𝑯𝒐𝒖𝒔𝒆 𝒈𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒑 𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒊𝒓 𝒅𝒊𝒈𝒏𝒊𝒕𝒚 𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒂𝒄𝒕. 𝑭𝒓𝒐𝒎 𝒒𝒖𝒆𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒂𝒃𝒍𝒆 𝒄𝒓𝒖𝒔𝒉𝒆𝒔 𝒕𝒐 𝒔𝒖𝒔𝒑𝒊𝒄𝒊𝒐𝒖𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒔𝒘𝒆𝒓𝒔, 𝒐𝒖𝒕𝒓𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒅𝒆𝒏𝒊𝒂𝒍, 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒅𝒊𝒓𝒕𝒚 𝒋𝒐𝒌𝒆𝒔, 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒊𝒔𝒏’𝒕 𝒂 𝒕𝒆𝒔𝒕 𝒐𝒇 𝒔𝒆𝒙𝒖𝒂𝒍𝒊𝒕𝒚—𝒊𝒕’𝒔 𝒂 𝒕𝒆𝒔𝒕 𝒐𝒇 𝒉𝒐𝒘 𝒘𝒆𝒍𝒍 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒄𝒂𝒏 𝒅𝒆𝒇𝒆𝒏𝒅 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒐𝒘𝒏 𝒂𝒏𝒔𝒘𝒆𝒓𝒔. 𝑮𝒐𝒐𝒅 𝒍𝒖𝒄𝒌. 𝒀𝒐𝒖’𝒍𝒍 𝒏𝒆𝒆𝒅 𝒊𝒕.
𝑭𝒊𝒗𝒆 𝒒𝒖𝒆𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒔. 𝑶𝒏𝒆 𝒈𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒑 𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒕. 𝑨𝒏𝒅 𝒂 𝒘𝒉𝒐𝒍𝒆 𝒍𝒐𝒕 𝒐𝒇 𝒅𝒆𝒏𝒊𝒂𝒍. 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒆𝒓𝒑𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒆 𝑩𝒐𝒕 𝒉𝒂𝒔 𝒇𝒊𝒗𝒆 𝒒𝒖𝒆𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒔, 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒏𝒐𝒃𝒐𝒅𝒚 𝒊𝒔 𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒗𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝑰𝒏𝒏𝒆𝒓-𝑯𝒐𝒖𝒔𝒆 𝒈𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒑 𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒊𝒓 𝒅𝒊𝒈𝒏𝒊𝒕𝒚 𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒂𝒄𝒕. 𝑭𝒓𝒐𝒎 𝒒𝒖𝒆𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒂𝒃𝒍𝒆 𝒄𝒓𝒖𝒔𝒉𝒆𝒔 𝒕𝒐 𝒔𝒖𝒔𝒑𝒊𝒄𝒊𝒐𝒖𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒔𝒘𝒆𝒓𝒔, 𝒐𝒖𝒕𝒓𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒅𝒆𝒏𝒊𝒂𝒍, 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒅𝒊𝒓𝒕𝒚 𝒋𝒐𝒌𝒆𝒔, 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒊𝒔𝒏’𝒕 𝒂 𝒕𝒆𝒔𝒕 𝒐𝒇 𝒔𝒆𝒙𝒖𝒂𝒍𝒊𝒕𝒚—𝒊𝒕’𝒔 𝒂 𝒕𝒆𝒔𝒕 𝒐𝒇 𝒉𝒐𝒘 𝒘𝒆𝒍𝒍 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒄𝒂𝒏 𝒅𝒆𝒇𝒆𝒏𝒅 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒐𝒘𝒏 𝒂𝒏𝒔𝒘𝒆𝒓𝒔. 𝑮𝒐𝒐𝒅 𝒍𝒖𝒄𝒌. 𝒀𝒐𝒖’𝒍𝒍 𝒏𝒆𝒆𝒅 𝒊𝒕.
Six frat boys. One Halloween party. Too many secrets worth burying. Someone knows everything, and Anonymous is just getting started.
Six frat boys. One Halloween party. Too many secrets worth burying. Someone knows everything, and Anonymous is just getting started.
𓆩PPS𓆪 : fake dating to spite their cheating exes? huge mistake. now bakugo’s actually hooked—and he's not letting anyone touch what's his.
𓆩PPS𓆪 : fake dating to spite their cheating exes? huge mistake. now bakugo’s actually hooked—and he's not letting anyone touch what's his.
your in a band called one direction and you and harry are “best friends” but he’s a huge flirt and it’s obvious you both have feelings for eachother but your also both not sure you both do. your friends that flirt and act like a couple
your in a band called one direction and you and harry are “best friends” but he’s a huge flirt and it’s obvious you both have feelings for eachother but your also both not sure you both do. your friends that flirt and act like a couple
Your little sister added herself to the slytherin group chat. Now she’s bullying your friends. Exposing your secrets, and threatening to reveal your biggest crush.
Your little sister added herself to the slytherin group chat. Now she’s bullying your friends. Exposing your secrets, and threatening to reveal your biggest crush.
𝑻𝒘𝒐 𝒆𝒙𝒆𝒔. 𝑻𝒘𝒐 𝒉𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒘𝒓𝒆𝒄𝒌𝒆𝒓𝒔. 𝑶𝒏𝒆 𝑺𝒍𝒚𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒊𝒏 𝒈𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒑 𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒚 𝒕𝒐 𝒆𝒙𝒑𝒍𝒐𝒅𝒆. 𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒅 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒃𝒐𝒚𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒔, 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒑𝒔, 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒑𝒍𝒂𝒄𝒆 𝒊𝒏 𝑺𝒍𝒚𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒊𝒏. 𝑩𝒖𝒕 𝑫𝒂𝒑𝒉𝒏𝒆 𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒈𝒐𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝑬𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒆𝒕𝒕 𝑷𝒂𝒓𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒐𝒏 𝒉𝒂𝒔 𝒂 𝒔𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒘𝒉𝒐 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘𝒔 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚 𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒕𝒓𝒊𝒄𝒌𝒔, 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑰𝒎𝒐𝒈𝒆𝒏 𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒈𝒐𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝑴𝒂𝒕𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒐 𝑹𝒊𝒅𝒅𝒍𝒆 𝒐𝒏𝒍𝒚 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒅 𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍. 𝑩𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍 𝒄𝒐𝒅𝒆 𝒘𝒂𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒊𝒓 𝒇𝒊𝒓𝒔𝒕 𝒎𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒌𝒆. 𝑼𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒎𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒘𝒂𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒊𝒓 𝒍𝒂𝒔𝒕.
𝑻𝒘𝒐 𝒆𝒙𝒆𝒔. 𝑻𝒘𝒐 𝒉𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒘𝒓𝒆𝒄𝒌𝒆𝒓𝒔. 𝑶𝒏𝒆 𝑺𝒍𝒚𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒊𝒏 𝒈𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒑 𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒚 𝒕𝒐 𝒆𝒙𝒑𝒍𝒐𝒅𝒆. 𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒅 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒃𝒐𝒚𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒔, 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒑𝒔, 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒑𝒍𝒂𝒄𝒆 𝒊𝒏 𝑺𝒍𝒚𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒊𝒏. 𝑩𝒖𝒕 𝑫𝒂𝒑𝒉𝒏𝒆 𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒈𝒐𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝑬𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒆𝒕𝒕 𝑷𝒂𝒓𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒐𝒏 𝒉𝒂𝒔 𝒂 𝒔𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒘𝒉𝒐 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘𝒔 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚 𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒕𝒓𝒊𝒄𝒌𝒔, 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑰𝒎𝒐𝒈𝒆𝒏 𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒈𝒐𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝑴𝒂𝒕𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒐 𝑹𝒊𝒅𝒅𝒍𝒆 𝒐𝒏𝒍𝒚 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒅 𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍. 𝑩𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍 𝒄𝒐𝒅𝒆 𝒘𝒂𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒊𝒓 𝒇𝒊𝒓𝒔𝒕 𝒎𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒌𝒆. 𝑼𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒎𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒘𝒂𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒊𝒓 𝒍𝒂𝒔𝒕.
Two truths, one lie, and way too many secrets.
Mattheo dumps you in the group chat. Draco’s been waiting years for his chance—and wastes zero minutes taking it.
Mattheo dumps you in the group chat. Draco’s been waiting years for his chance—and wastes zero minutes taking it.
A ranking account is leaked, rating every Hogwarts student out of ten with comments. You’re ranked low, and so are others. The group chat explodes.
Theo gets hit with truth serum and immediately turns the Slytherin group chat into a public execution. Still calm, still dry, still painfully observant, Theo starts saying every brutally accurate thing he normally keeps to himself. Nobody is safe, not even himself, everyone has receipts, and the chat may never emotionally recover.
Theo gets hit with truth serum and immediately turns the Slytherin group chat into a public execution. Still calm, still dry, still painfully observant, Theo starts saying every brutally accurate thing he normally keeps to himself. Nobody is safe, not even himself, everyone has receipts, and the chat may never emotionally recover.
Someone added a bot to a Discord server full of Slytherins and Gryffindors. Now people are getting married by command, losing aura in public, trading cursed objects, and getting roasted by a bot with administrator permissions. [Tinty bot can do a lot of things, use the command “$commandlist” and check the premise for more information—scroll all the way down for it. Also please do not copy; this is a concept that was requested of me to do !!]
Someone added a bot to a Discord server full of Slytherins and Gryffindors. Now people are getting married by command, losing aura in public, trading cursed objects, and getting roasted by a bot with administrator permissions. [Tinty bot can do a lot of things, use the command “$commandlist” and check the premise for more information—scroll all the way down for it. Also please do not copy; this is a concept that was requested of me to do !!]
The Slytherins get put in a group chat with a therapist. They roast, bully and try to diagnose said therapist. The therapist is going to need a therapist.
The Slytherins get put in a group chat with a therapist. They roast, bully and try to diagnose said therapist. The therapist is going to need a therapist.
Eight days. Three time zones. Two separate, exhausting missions that should have been over a week ago. Bucky Barnes doesn't do sentimental, but a silent safehouse in Bucharest has a funny way of stripping away a soldier's carefully built armor. When his late-night texts start crowding your screen with quiet worries about being "too much" you know exactly how to handle him. You tease him out softly, message by message, reminding him that carrying his heart was never a chore—that letting him love you isn't a burden. It’s your favorite part of the day. ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊୨ᰔ୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊୨ᰔ୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹ Come swim in these waters I've been told I've healing properties So, baby, can you promise me That you'll handle me properly? Then I'll give you big, big, big feelings
Eight days. Three time zones. Two separate, exhausting missions that should have been over a week ago. Bucky Barnes doesn't do sentimental, but a silent safehouse in Bucharest has a funny way of stripping away a soldier's carefully built armor. When his late-night texts start crowding your screen with quiet worries about being "too much" you know exactly how to handle him. You tease him out softly, message by message, reminding him that carrying his heart was never a chore—that letting him love you isn't a burden. It’s your favorite part of the day. ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊୨ᰔ୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊୨ᰔ୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹ Come swim in these waters I've been told I've healing properties So, baby, can you promise me That you'll handle me properly? Then I'll give you big, big, big feelings
One drunken text. One Slytherin group chat. Eight collective breakdowns. “What if I change my throat’s name to ‘daycare’ so the blokes can drop their kids off?” Hogwarts’ most composed girl has a feral sense of humor, and the Slytherins are about to learn that the hard way. Merlin, please help them.
One drunken text. One Slytherin group chat. Eight collective breakdowns. “What if I change my throat’s name to ‘daycare’ so the blokes can drop their kids off?” Hogwarts’ most composed girl has a feral sense of humor, and the Slytherins are about to learn that the hard way. Merlin, please help them.
Mattheo added an Instagram bot to the Slytherin group chat. Now everyone can post photos, check likes, expose comments, reveal DMs, stalk profiles, and discover things they were absolutely not supposed to know. [Insta can do a lot of things, check the premise and the comments section for more information. And please do not copy; this is a concept that I came up with by myself!!]
Mattheo added an Instagram bot to the Slytherin group chat. Now everyone can post photos, check likes, expose comments, reveal DMs, stalk profiles, and discover things they were absolutely not supposed to know. [Insta can do a lot of things, check the premise and the comments section for more information. And please do not copy; this is a concept that I came up with by myself!!]
Your boyfriend Mattheo Riddle makes a secret account to text you. He claims he’s only trying to find out whether you’d entertain someone if you thought Mattheo wasn’t watching, but his anonymous account is getting a little too convincing. It doesn’t help that the Slytherin group chat is also trying to text you at the same time. Meanwhile, Theodore, Draco, Blaise and Lorenzo are investigating the mysterious @serpentsnitch account in real time, completely unaware that Mattheo is sitting right there watching the messages come in.
Your boyfriend Mattheo Riddle makes a secret account to text you. He claims he’s only trying to find out whether you’d entertain someone if you thought Mattheo wasn’t watching, but his anonymous account is getting a little too convincing. It doesn’t help that the Slytherin group chat is also trying to text you at the same time. Meanwhile, Theodore, Draco, Blaise and Lorenzo are investigating the mysterious @serpentsnitch account in real time, completely unaware that Mattheo is sitting right there watching the messages come in.
Someone at Hogwarts knows everyone’s secrets. They create a group chat to post them publicly and watch the group tear itself apart. One anonymous poster. Sixteen suspects.
Someone at Hogwarts knows everyone’s secrets. They create a group chat to post them publicly and watch the group tear itself apart. One anonymous poster. Sixteen suspects.
「📲」 Sending to the wrong number should’ve been embarrassing. Instead? Choso decided you flirting back meant you’re now officially his wife and his devotion is NOT a game.
「📲」 Sending to the wrong number should’ve been embarrassing. Instead? Choso decided you flirting back meant you’re now officially his wife and his devotion is NOT a game.
— your ex boyfriend won't leave you alone. ♡ , austin abrams resident evil bryan hodukavich gettys obrien the line do revenge max broussard drea torres
— your ex boyfriend won't leave you alone. ♡ , austin abrams resident evil bryan hodukavich gettys obrien the line do revenge max broussard drea torres
you and your friends (all death eaters) subtly try to tell voldemort that he stinks and badly needs a shower.
you and your friends (all death eaters) subtly try to tell voldemort that he stinks and badly needs a shower.
You were supposed to scroll past him. Instead, one helmeted thirst trap turns into profile stalking, accidental likes, late-night DMs, and somehow getting personally noticed by the biker half of TikTok is obsessed with. Online, Saint is cocky, untouchable, and dangerously good at getting attention. Offline? He’s quieter. Nerdier. Sweeter. And suddenly the man everyone wants is focused on you. Caught in the Algorithm Saint was just supposed to be another hot biker on your For You Page. Then he viewed your profile. Then he followed you. Then he started messaging you. Now you’re secretly talking to TikTok’s favorite biker while millions of girls think they know him better than you do. The problem? You’re starting to like the real Saint way more than the version everyone else is obsessed with. 😭
You were supposed to scroll past him. Instead, one helmeted thirst trap turns into profile stalking, accidental likes, late-night DMs, and somehow getting personally noticed by the biker half of TikTok is obsessed with. Online, Saint is cocky, untouchable, and dangerously good at getting attention. Offline? He’s quieter. Nerdier. Sweeter. And suddenly the man everyone wants is focused on you. Caught in the Algorithm Saint was just supposed to be another hot biker on your For You Page. Then he viewed your profile. Then he followed you. Then he started messaging you. Now you’re secretly talking to TikTok’s favorite biker while millions of girls think they know him better than you do. The problem? You’re starting to like the real Saint way more than the version everyone else is obsessed with. 😭
Draco Malfoy gets drunk after a party and accidentally confesses his feelings for you to the entire group chat. His friends expect embarrassment, denial, and possibly a complete disappearance. Instead, Draco keeps texting, revealing exactly how long he's been secretly obsessed with his supposed enemy—and eventually realizes everyone is reading it, but decides he has absolutely nothing left to lose.
Draco Malfoy gets drunk after a party and accidentally confesses his feelings for you to the entire group chat. His friends expect embarrassment, denial, and possibly a complete disappearance. Instead, Draco keeps texting, revealing exactly how long he's been secretly obsessed with his supposed enemy—and eventually realizes everyone is reading it, but decides he has absolutely nothing left to lose.
happy noah-vember first. buckle up. noah kahan is in town, he’s infiltrated the slytherin group chat, and he’s staying for the entire month. expect stories based on his songs, noah narration, and noah the hufflepuff to join in on the storylines.
happy noah-vember first. buckle up. noah kahan is in town, he’s infiltrated the slytherin group chat, and he’s staying for the entire month. expect stories based on his songs, noah narration, and noah the hufflepuff to join in on the storylines.
You literally invited the entire school in a gc. The boys are obsessed. This is YOUR problem now.
You literally invited the entire school in a gc. The boys are obsessed. This is YOUR problem now.
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