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all slytherin & marauders main. • mattheodore truther. 𓆩 pretty disasters. ugly endings. 𓆪 love stories with blood on the edges. — revamping rn

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seen by parents. | sfg

The Slytherin parents accidentally get added to their children’s groupchat the morning after a party and discover, in real time, that the polished nineteen-year-olds they raised are absolute disasters in private. By the time anyone notices the parents are there, far too much has already been said—and every attempt to explain only makes it worse.

Texting Crack Not Serious Funny Slytherins Being Slytherins

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last song. | m.r

Mattheo Riddle left y/n behind when his band became famous, never knowing she was pregnant with his son. Six years later, he comes back and meets Milo—the child whose entire life he missed because he chose not to look back.

Exes Angst and Feels Hurt/Comfort Domestic Adults Alternate Universe - Hogwarts Alternate Universe - Muggle

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nott sorry. | sfg • t.n

Theo gets hit with truth serum and immediately turns the Slytherin group chat into a public execution. Still calm, still dry, still painfully observant, Theo starts saying every brutally accurate thing he normally keeps to himself. Nobody is safe, not even himself, everyone has receipts, and the chat may never emotionally recover.

Texting Crack Not Serious Funny Slytherins Being Slytherins Veritaserum Potion (Harry Potter)

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the prettiest girl. | t.n • d.m

one stupid dare. one careless kiss. Theodore Nott is dared to kiss the prettiest girl at the party, and chooses daphne greengrass, instead of his girlfriend. Draco Malfoy, who has spent years wanting what Theo so carelessly takes for granted, decides he’s done being subtle. if Theo can kiss someone else in front of y/n, Draco can shamelessly kiss her right back.

Hurt/Comfort Cheating Love Triangles Party Games Truth or Dare Pining Draco Malfoy Simp Draco Malfoy

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the last to know. | dm

Draco Malfoy has been cheating on you with Pansy Parkinson. The worst part? Enzo isn’t the first person to know, just the first drunk enough to tell you. Apparently, you’re among the last to know in your friendgroup.

Cheating Hurt No Comfort Betrayal Angst and Feels

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no place among them. | d.m

draco loves y/n, unfortunately he loves being liked more. when his friends make it clear they don’t want her around, he chooses them over the girl he claims to love. he breaks her heart, not wanting to risk losing his place among them.

Hurt No Comfort Break Up Heavy Angst Angst and Feels Draco Malfoy Has Issues

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jokes on me. | m.r

y/n has been hopelessly in love with mattheo riddle for years. Everyone knows, and apparently, everyone has been betting on how long her feelings will last. Mattheo himself is keeping score, treating her devotion like a joke he never expects to stop being funny.

Hurt No Comfort Heavy Angst Bets & Wagers Slytherins Being Slytherins

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she’s kinda hot. | s.fg • 5sos

One accidental group chat puts 5SOS and the Slytherin boys in the same place, and somehow y/n becomes everyone’s favorite problem. What starts as confused texts turns into flirting, rivalry, screenshots, terrible decisions, and nine grown men losing every ounce of dignity they had.

Crossover Crack Crossover Crack Jealousy Slytherins Being Slytherins

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the wrong outcast. | d.m • sfg

They were her home, her family, her everything—until they believed she betrayed them. Draco, her boyfriend, and the slytherins turned against her without a second thought, leaving her alone with the damage they caused.

Betrayal Heavy Angst Hurt No Comfort Slytherins Being Slytherins Break Up Slow Burn

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wrong boyfriend. | m.r • t.n

After waking with part of her memories gone, y/n is told Theodore Nott is her boyfriend—a lie created by Mattheo Riddle, the boy she no longer remembers loving. While Mattheo falls back into the cheating and recklessness that destroyed them, Theo quietly takes the place he’s always wanted, knowing every tender thing y/n gives him rests on a lie.

Cheating Memory Loss Heavy Angst Hurt No Comfort Jealousy

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second best. | d.m

Draco chose y/n because loving her was easy. And maybe that should have been enough—if his eyes did not still search every room for Astoria, if y/n did not have to survive on the pieces of his heart she never got to own. “ i beg and plead, i’m what you needed, i’m needing you to love me. “

Marriage Hurt/Comfort Heavy Angst Established Relationship Angst and Feels Bittersweet

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the other girl. | d.m

Draco Malfoy only ever loves y/n, a half-blood, behind closed doors, where nobody can question his choices. He always swore she had nothing to worry about, that the other girls mean nothing. Until Pansy Parkinson becomes the girl he chooses beneath the chandeliers, while y/n is expected to remain his little secret in the dark. [ collab with @sleepyhoney ]

Cheating Hurt No Comfort Secret Relationship Heavy Angst

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UNSUPERVISED PARENTS. | S.FG

The Slytherin elite are accidentally added to their parents’ private group chat and discover that the adults are somehow worse than they are. Old scandals, ancient screenshots, petty arguments, questionable holidays, and decades of deeply unnecessary family lore start pouring out before anyone notices the children are there. By then, it is far too late to pretend any of it never happened.

Crack Not Serious Slytherins Being Slytherins Funny

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the nursery light. | d.m

Draco missed the birth of his own child, too busy cheating to answer his wife’s calls. Now, y/n is home with their newborn, left to manage alone while everyone protects his reputation. And slowly, someone else begins showing up where Draco never did. [ collab with @riddleapproved, @knockturn, @obliviates & @sleepyhoney ]

Cheating Hurt No Comfort Heavy Angst Parenthood Slow Burn

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leaked messages. | sfg

they’ve been friends for years. secrets, lies, private messages— all buried beneath years of loyalty. until an anonymous account joins the groupchat and starts leaking everything they swore would stay private. turns out, the people who know you best know exactly where to hurt you.

Betrayal Texting Messy Slytherins Being Slytherins Angst

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the azkaban visits. | sfg

Five testimonies. One conviction. y/n is in azkaban because five boys chose protection over the truth. they keep visiting, watching the consequences of their betrayal unfold behind glass. and with every visit, the girl they remember becomes harder to recognize.

Betrayal Hurt No Comfort Heavy Angst Azkaban (Harry Potter)Regret Slytherins Being Slytherins

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too hard to love.

you watch theodore nott become everything you once begged him to be—for someone who never had to beg at all. after your breakup, he starts dating someone who loves the very things he once made you feel stupid for loving. and you’re left with the cruelest truth: he was always capable of loving you better. he just never did. collab with @knockturn

Hurt No Comfort Heavy Angst Angst and Feels Exes

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first aid, broken trust. | m.r

Hogwarts is under attack, and when Mattheo chooses to save Daphne first, he believes he still has time to come back for y/n. He’s wrong. She saves herself. She survives. But somewhere between the falling stone and the smoke-filled corridors, the trust she had in him shatters beyond recognition. He came back for her. He just came back too late. [ collab with @hannahriddle ]

Matter of Life and Death Heavy Angst Regret Hurt No Comfort Established Relationship Death Eaters

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if love were enough. | t.n

Theodore Nott accidentally confesses to cheating on y/n after waking up in a daze, after surgery. He insists he loves her more than the other girl, as though that makes any of it better. By the time he wakes up, he remembers nothing. Unfortunately, y/n knows everything.

Cheating Hurt No Comfort Emotional Hurt/Comfort Established Relationship

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we’re still us, aren’t we?

Mattheo kisses you like he loves you, calls you like he needs you, and keeps you close like you’re his. Then he gets a girlfriend and wonders why nothing feels the same—especially when Theodore Nott starts giving you everything mattheo never thought to.

Angst and Feels Hurt/Comfort Love Triangles Idiots in Love Slow Burn

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stolen years. | d.m

Draco Malfoy spent three years raising their son alone and loving a dead woman so faithfully that even Astoria, y/n’s best friend, was never fully allowed to take her place. Then y/n wake up. Alive, memoryless, and standing in the ruins of the life Draco never stopped keeping for her, while Astoria watches the past she helped bury walk back through the door.

Draco Malfoy Needs a Hug Angst and Feels Hurt/Comfort Domestic Fluff Slow Burn Adult Draco Malfoy Angst with a Happy Ending Devotion Memory Loss

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hexes & heartbreak. | sfg

Five couples. One villa. One bombshell. When y/n arrives, every boy—and Pansy—immediately loses whatever dignity they had left. Now the villa is drowning in jealousy, sabotage, terrible flirting, threatened relationships, and one very dangerous recoupling.

Reality TV Slytherins Being Slytherins Simp Draco Malfoy Crack Pining Theodore Nott Fluff and Humor Comedy Alternate Universe - No Voldemort (Harry Potter)

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nott a malfoy.

Draco Malfoy thought leaving y/n, thinking she cheated, was the right choice. Six years later, he discovers the life he left behind has continued without him—with Theodore Nott by her side and a little boy who looks unmistakably like a Malfoy.

Heavy Angst Bittersweet Hurt No Comfort Love Triangles Emotional Hurt/Comfort Post-Break Up Post-Hogwarts Parenthood

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accidentally yours. | d.m

Draco and y/n made a magically binding marriage pact as children and forgot all about it. Years later, Draco is engaged to Astoria when the old promise activates and reveals that he and y/n are already married. Now Astoria is furious, Draco and y/n are still insisting they are only best friends, and the accidental marriage is making years of buried feelings increasingly difficult to ignore. collab w @obliviates & @riddlemethis_

Accidental Marriage Friends to Lovers Best Friends Slow Burn Adult Draco Malfoy Post-Hogwarts Hurt/Comfort Domestic Fluff

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at the same damn time. | m.r • t.n

y/n accidentally reveals in the group chat that she likes both Mattheo and Theo, fully expecting humiliation. Instead, the two boys discover their feelings are mutual—and Mattheo immediately decides “at the same damn time” sounds like a perfectly reasonable solution.

Idiots in Love Love Confessions Mutual Pining Not Serious Crack Funny

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