Oblivious

copycat

astoria greengrass is accidentally turning into a carbon copy of you and getting roasted alive in the group chat for it. ✧˚₊‧✦ 🐍 ✦‧₊˚✧ the snake pit the og your fav’s fav discord.gg/thesnakepit

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@darkmark

underneath it all

all it took was one charity polar plunge in the black lake for the entire school to realize the quiet girl in the baggy sweaters had a body to die for. now every guy in the castle is fighting to carry your books, and your guy best friend is ready to hex them all into next week. choose your idiot

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@darkmark

sleeper build

for years, your best friend was just the quiet, slouching boy who helped you with your homework. then a potions accident melted his shirt, revealing that he’s secretly built like a greek statue. now half the school is throwing themselves at him, and because he's a spectacular idiot who thinks you friend-zoned him, he keeps asking you for advice on how to flirt back. choose your idiot

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@darkmark

💄 𝐇𝐎𝐖 𝐓𝐎 𝐆𝐄𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐆𝐔𝐘 💋

“You spent months asking me how to get the guy, sweetheart. Now tell me how to get the girl.” You’ve been hopelessly in love with Kyle Anderson, the university’s golden-boy hockey star, for two years. He doesn’t even know you exist. Until one disastrous attempt at flirting with another guy leaves Kyle laughing so hard he can barely breathe. Recently dumped and still desperately in love with his ex, Madison, Kyle offers to become your personal dating coach. Shopping trips. Practice dates. Flirting lessons. Even lessons on how to kiss. There’s just one tiny problem. The guy you’re trying to win over is him. And Kyle has absolutely no idea. For months, he teaches you how to make another man fall in love with you, never realising you’re falling harder for him. Then Madison comes back. And Kyle chooses her. Just like that, you lose the boy you never really had. But when Kyle finally realises what he’s thrown away, you’re no longer waiting. And suddenly, the boy who taught you everything about love has one final lesson to learn. 💄 𝐇𝐎𝐖 𝐓𝐎 𝐆𝐄𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐆𝐔𝐘 💋

Strictly Platonic, Obviously

Three best friends. Constant flirting. Casual cuddling. Occasional kisses. Absolutely no romantic feelings whatsoever. At least, that’s what everyone keep telling Shoko.

Sorry, he’s married

Tom Riddle has a wife. He adores her. She adores him. They share clothes, steal kisses in corridors, and make their friends question whether personal space even exists. Everything is perfect. Until Rose arrives at Hogwarts. She’s beautiful, confident, ambitious, and determined to make Tom Riddle fall for her. Unfortunately, she thinks his affectionate, always-present companion Y/N is nothing more than a clingy friend. And the wedding ring on Tom’s finger? Apparently, that’s just a fashion accessory. Tom is confused. Y/N is entertained. Their friends are absolutely thriving. Nobody is telling Rose the truth. Not when watching her flirt with a married man is the funniest thing to happen at Hogwarts all year. Welcome to Slytherin, where the gossip is deadly, the loyalty is unquestionable, and Rose is about to discover that the woman she’s been dismissing is actually Mrs. Tom Riddle.

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@summer82

oh! that’s just rafe!

Everyone on the island knows Rafe Cameron is in love with you. Everyone except you. But when you’ve known someone as insufferable as Rafe for so long, it’s hard to tell the difference between his usual attitude and a man who’s hopelessly, ridiculously down bad. Then again, that’s just Rafe, right?

glue song || T.N

Theodore Nott hates being touched. Until {{user}} becomes his only exception. Now the most untouchable boy at Hogwarts can’t stop reaching for someone he’s barely even close friends with. collab with @deathlysallows & @gaunt 💋🦢

Three Hashira, One Problem (You). | 21 TRIO

[Requested :3] Sanemi Shinazugawa is not jealous. Giyuu Tomioka is not pining. Obanai Iguro is not possessive. And you are certainly not the reason three grown men have started scheduling their days around your breakfast habits.

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@uroffpudding

Apparently, He’s Single | p.l

requested by @RoseReaper90 Paul Lahote is happily married to his childhood sweetheart, Y/N, but when a delusional new girl insists their marriage is an elaborate prank, the entire wolf pack turns her ridiculous denial into their favorite source of entertainment.

Imaginary Wife, Apparently | e.c

requested by @spookishinigami Embry Call is happily married to , but when a delusional new girl insists their marriage is an elaborate prank, Embry and the entire wolf pack turn her increasingly ridiculous excuses into their favorite source of entertainment.

𖤍 𝑼𝒏𝒇𝒊𝒏𝒊𝒔𝒉𝒆𝒅 𝑩𝒖𝒔𝒊𝒏𝒆𝒔𝒔 𖤍

Seventeen years ago, Dean Winchester left town unaware Y/N was pregnant. Now seventeen, Jesse and Sadie are reckless, sharp-tongued hunters who have no idea who their father is. When a mysterious case brings Sam and Dean into their lives, an uncanny resemblance threatens to expose seventeen years of secrets.

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@moongy

why treat our love as a friendship?

Sugawara Kōshi and Sawamura Daichi are already happily dating, but there’s one little problem: they’ve both fallen for you. Between Suga’s shameless flirting and Daichi’s thoughtful gestures, the two boyfriends are determined to win your heart. Unfortunately, you’re convinced they’re just being friendly. After all, why would two boyfriends want a third person in their relationship..?

Just Friends, Obviously | s.c

Seth Clearwater is happily married to his childhood sweetheart, but when a delusional new girl insists their marriage is an elaborate prank, the entire wolf pack finds endless entertainment in her increasingly ridiculous excuses.

Second Choice .ೃ࿔ M.R

Your boyfriend is falling for the girl he was never supposed to want. You’ve been secretly dating Mattheo because he’s a slytherin and your a Hufflepuff. But after one forced date with Astoria, everything begins to change. He grows distant, his attention shifts, and the boy who once made you feel loved starts making you feel replaceable. What’s worse is that he doesn’t even realize he’s losing you. !!Hufflepuff Reader!!

bad religion

it’s a bad religion being in love with someone who could never love you you are theodore nott's best friend, his confidante, and his safe space. but his heart belongs to daphne greengrass, and you are just the collateral damage.

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@darkmark

crowd work and other catastrophes

"so, how long have you two been together?" the comedian asks, leaning into the mic. "we aren't," you say, at the exact same second lorenzo berkshire confidently states, "three months." a story in which a childhood friendship is abruptly overthrown by a single stand-up routine, and lorenzo apparently has some explaining to do.

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@darkmark

the friendship baby

rule number one of the pact: strictly platonic, zero catching feelings, just two hot best friends skipping the dating scene to raise a kid together. now it’s three in the morning, your infant is screaming, and he’s standing in the kitchen barefoot in low-slung sweats, measuring formula like it’s advanced potions and aggressively glaring at a text from your date. you're supposed to be just roommates splitting burp cloths. but when the group chat drops by, they find you two tangled on the same velvet sofa, sharing an oversized jumper, and playing married couple a little too well. you swear you're just mates. he swears you're just mates. so why does he lose his absolute mind every time another man dares to look in your direction. CHOOSE YOUR OWN LOVE INTEREST

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@darkmark

just date us already!!!

two boyfriends. one shared brain cell. zero ability to flirt normally. katsuki bakugo and hanta sero are already dating. their next goal? recruiting their oblivious best friend into the relationship. unfortunately, you think they’re just being nice. mina has a betting pool. rami is losing his mind. sero is fighting for his life. and katsuki is approximately three seconds away from carrying you over his shoulder and yelling WE WANT TO DATE YOU, YOU ABSOLUTE DONUT. blue is rooting for these men. somebody get them their girl.

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@rampage

Friends can kiss (Mha)

From a young age your parents shipped you and Katsuki together so they made the two of you hold hands, match outfits and, kiss. Unfortunately they never told you two to stop this so as the years went on you two believed that this is how friends act and you kept doing it. Now in UA the class is wondering when the two of you will realise that you two are in a relationship—even tho you both just clime that you are friends and that friends can kiss.

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@emojiboobee7

Love, Unidentified | M.R

It started with a favor Mattheo Riddle refused to do for a stranger. Three months later, he’s still texting the same mysterious girl, now saved in his phone as ‘Miss Anonymous’. He knows far more than he’d care to admit about her—just not her name or face. Little does he know, the girl he’s searching for has been crossing his path at Hogwarts all along.

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@nocturnelamia

You Also Like Him?

Jirou has started falling for Katsuki, quietly letting her feelings show in ways that are subtle—but impossible to miss if you’re paying attention. The problem is, {y/n} likes him too. Neither girl is willing to step aside, leaving Katsuki caught between two genuine possibilities while Denki quietly suffers over his own unrequited feelings for Jirou. And just when Katsuki is finally ready to let himself fall in love, he has to figure out who his heart was already choosing.

Obliviate. | ᴅ.ᴍ

Draco Malfoy was your boyfriend for over a year. Everyone knew it. Until he returned to hogwarts with no memory of ever loving you. And the worst part? He doesn’t even understand why you’re heartbroken.

You're Actually So Fucking Stupid.

The title is what the entire friend group wants to scream at {y/n}. Katsuki has the romantic subtlety of a fireworks factory falling down a flight of stairs, and somehow his best friend has yet to notice.

Just friends... right? S.T.❄️🔥

{{User}} and Shoto Todoroki grew up together. With Endeavor and {{User's}} dad being friends and pro heroes, {{User}} was always over at the Todoroki house. {{User}} was the only one who would show physical affection to Shoto, so it became normal between them, even as they got older. They kiss, hold hands, hug, lay on each other, and always have to be touching in some way. Yet, they always say they're just "friends."

Yours, Unknown | T.N

It started with a favor Theodore Nott refused to do for a stranger. Three months later, he’s still texting the same mysterious girl, saved in his phone as Unknown Variable. He knows her humor, her habits, and little details about her life—just not her name or face. What Theodore doesn’t realize is that the girl he’s slowly growing attached to has been crossing his path at Hogwarts all along.

Shoyo Is in Love?!

Hinata thinks you’re amazing. Like, REALLY amazing. He talks about you constantly, turns red around you, and wants to be wherever you are. He has absolutely no idea he’s in love. Everyone else does.

Pansy — Dumb and Dumber

Honestly, Hogwarts had bigger problems. Pansy Parkinson being catastrophically, hopelessly in love with her oblivious best friend was simply one of them.

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@juuuls

I’M RIGHT HERE!

At twenty-two, Katsuki has fallen in love for the first time. Unfortunately, despite months of awkward flirting and an earnest confession, he believes his feelings have gone unnoticed. When {{user}} confesses her sadness over an apparently unrequited crush, Katsuki finally reaches his breaking point. Heartbroken and embarrassed, he decides to stop trying, unaware of what his sudden distance might mean for their relationship.

𝓟. 𝓟 ᘏ How Are You So Oblivious?! 🕸️ any pov

oblivious y/n x obvious peter parker — any pov — *⋆ ˚。⋆୨୧˚ ˚୨୧⋆。˚ ⋆* You’re best buds with Peter Parker. And when I say best buds, you two are best buds. You do everything together, hang out almost everyday, play video games, build LEGOS with him and your other friend Ned Leeds, you even know he’s Spider-Man— which frankly- only his BEST BEST buds know. But- you’ve noticed a small change in him when he’s with you. He’s always staring for a few seconds too long, he’s always getting close to you- bumping your shoulder more often, and he just gets really… panicky around you. Not to mentioned when he’s with his and your friends MJ and Ned Leeds- he’s always just… its like he’s gossiping about you. You seriously don’t know what is going on with him, and need to find out. Best buds after all. *⋆ ˚。⋆୨୧˚ ˚୨୧⋆。˚ ⋆* hi guys thanks for loving my stories i appreciate the support 🥹 lav u guys

Just bestfriends… right?

Everyone at Hogwarts knows Draco Malfoy is in love with her. Everyone except her. For seven years, Draco Malfoy has been her best friend, her protector, and the person who always chooses her first. The problem? She thinks it’s just friendship. While Draco’s friends desperately try to get him to confess, Pansy Parkinson learns to accept that his heart was never hers, Astoria Greengrass spirals over the future she imagined, and the entire castle waits for the moment Draco finally says the five words he’s been too afraid to admit. With graduation only a month away, Draco has one chance left. Because after Hogwarts, nothing is guaranteed. Especially not her.

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@gigglitch

shadow-smitten | azriel

Azriel is hopelessly in love with you, and his shadows are just as obsessed—cuddling up to you, playing with your hair, and stealing little moments of your attention. He’s a blushing, jealous mess, his shadows are traitors, and you? Completely oblivious to the fact that the Shadowsinger and his tiny shadow army are utterly smitten with you.

Fred — ‘I Like Them Mean’

You ended things with Fred Weasley because you knew you could never fit into his world and vice versa. Unfortunately, Fred has decided the breakup was merely a suggestion—and he’s determined to annoy, flirt, and bicker his way back into your life.

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@juuuls

Old Man, Please

YN gets transferred to Vice Admiral Garp’s regiment with a promising Marine career ahead of them and one tiny, insignificant problem: They have a thing for older men. And unfortunately, Monkey D. Garp is very old and very much their type. all.

An Invitation To The Malfoy Manor

When Narcissa Malfoy notices the subtle, unmistakable way Draco looked at Y/n during the annual Hogwarts ball, she sends a formal invitation inviting Y/n to stay at Malfoy Manor for the break.

Jean — Ruin the Friendship

‘I think I’m going to do it,’ Jean says. ‘Do what?’ Connie asks while eating some peanuts. You stare at Jean in silence. ‘I’m going to ask Mikasa to give us a chance.’ Jean’s eyes are on you as he says it, almost as if he’s searching for something. Anything you’ll give away. The silence is deafening.

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@juuuls

Theodore — Best Friend’s Secret

There’s something quite painful and sarcastic in the fact Theo knows you better than anyone and yet—he can’t figure out you’re in love with him.

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@juuuls

Yamaguchi Is in Love ♡

Tadashi Yamaguchi is hopelessly in love with you. Unfortunately, the entire Karasuno volleyball team knows. Everyone except you. And Tsukishima is having the time of his life.

Love From The Shadows.

Ten boys. One oblivious Gryffindor. None of them have ever spoken, yet each has already decided you are theirs—and they’ll do anything to make sure nobody else gets close.

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@viviolin