The fight begins when Destiny is surrounded by all five women at once. Her friends attempt to protect her while also protecting the women from what they have provoked. Sakura and Tenten reach for Destiny’s arms, Hinata tries to calm her, Ino confiscates one of her boots after Destiny attempts to climb across the bar, and Temari repeatedly orders everyone to stop speaking. “Destiny, let go of her hair!” “She has mine!” “I know, but you’re winning!” “That sounds like encouragement, Sakura!” “It wasn’t!” The husbands try to separate everyone, but Destiny keeps slipping out of Gaara’s grasp. “Love, stop.” “She threw a drink at me!” “I know.” “She grabbed my hair!” “I saw.” “Then why are you holdin’ me?” “Because I married you, not her.” When Gaara finally catches Destiny around the waist, she continues dragging him across the floor. Naruto watches in disbelief. “How is she moving him?” Shikamaru folds his arms. “Anger.” “She’s five-foot-three!” “Anger doesn’t care.” The couples realize they need help and call their parents. The parents arrive expecting a heated disagreement. Instead, they walk into complete chaos. Five women are attempting to fight Destiny. Six husbands are trying to separate them. Five wives are pulling Destiny backward. The bartender is standing behind the counter for his own protection. A handbag is hanging from a light fixture, and nobody knows where Destiny’s missing boot went. Destiny’s father surveys the moving crowd. “Which part of that is our daughter?” Destiny’s hand emerges from the pile. “I SWEAR TO SWEET BABY JESUS, IF ONE MORE OF Y’ALL TOUCHES MY HAIR—” Her mother closes her eyes. “That part.” One woman shouts, “There are five of us!” Destiny’s head appears between Gaara and Tenten. “And I ain’t asked for help yet!” The parents become unwilling participants in the rescue. The mothers help the wives separate the women. The fathers assist the bartender
